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Virgin Demotivational Poster


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.21/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


VIRGINITY -




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




8/23/11 EARTHQUAKE - OH THE HUMANITY!




HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

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mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
Hookers, Dirty dirty hookers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, rape is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol fuck up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The bitches won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


15? -




SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




ABSTINENCE - 99.99% effective


TAGS: virgin mary
Rating: 2.79/5
chris - March 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
this one is fucking amazing


NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members


TAGS: nerds virgins gay
Rating: 4.58/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.


VIRGINITY -


TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Classic.
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am
LOL


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!


TAGS: boy scout touch virginity cut
Rating: 3.83/5

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Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:01 am
The real Canteen Boy...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:14 am
lol


EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




HOW TO DIE A VIRGIN - be like him




VIRGIN AIR -


TAGS: competition virgin air wytch
Rating: 4.73/5

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MikeeLikesIt - August 18, 2011, 3:16 am
two legs


BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the porn industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


IRONY -


TAGS: war peace soldiers virginity hammy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hawamleh - March 16, 2012, 10:51 am
you don't know that :)
RonE - March 16, 2012, 8:26 am
being dead is it's own kind of peace.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
haha glad to be back :D and that is quite an honor my good man !
M0rd3kaI - March 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
:O WOW.... 5L and EXCELLENT motto, that's going to be my status on fb (the highest rank in my book... well, not really, but all funny crap gets that title.) nicely done and welcome back to full swing
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm
haha wise words oh bearded one :D
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm

Wunnerful! 5Ls
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, like wanting something in the worst way. Nice one Mr Hammy
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:44 pm
haha I thought it was pretty swell too :D
mariand - March 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
Beware...Hammy has brought the heavy artilery... I like the analogy...
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
Why thank you :D
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.




SACRIFICIAL -


TAGS: pzy sacrifice virgins sluts volcano
Rating: 4.88/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:59 am
I remember this from a movie. All I know it was a comedy.
Wrathchild - August 9, 2011, 12:14 am
Old school EQ. Very nice. 5 vestal virgins on the altar of Solusek Ro.


VIRGINITY -


TAGS: kids anime virgin loser static
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
When I run into 5omeone with this sort of obsession, I like to let him finish and follow it up with, "All those getting laid, raise BOTH your hands! Yeah that's what I thought."
guyfox - February 23, 2011, 1:44 pm
Gundams a life well spent
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:41 am
I had a roommate like this...never saw him with a girl.


VIRGIN -


TAGS: virgin girls wow carpal tunnel
Rating: 4.73/5

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autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:10 pm
Sorry, 5 Faps!
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Haha! Nice!


CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up


TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

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Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..


VIRGINITY - You will definitely lose it... but it might grow back


TAGS: virginity autorickshaw richshaw grow lose
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
VIRGINITY For some it is the biggest fuck they ever get outta life, and their parent's basement.


VIRGINITY - In some cases, it's terminal.


TAGS: virginity
Rating: 4.28/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:36 am
Sexy but not gettin' any tonight love.


NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time


TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics fuck with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.


CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




VIRGINITY - Come visit the South of France, They even sell virgins.




Extra Virgin Olive Oil -




YOU'RE AREN'T HER FIRST -


TAGS: young love virginity
Rating: 4.96/5

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wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:01 pm
If it matters, you're a sad sack. 5 or 500 it's all about being the best there is, and her knowing it without a doubt. Forget teaching, just $%6# it like you stole it and after her brains are back in she'll do whatever you want.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:54 am
I'd ask... Just to make sure that I don't have to teach all the ordinary stuff...
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:22 pm
Don't care 'bout before. I just want to be the last... 5 deep gazes and the touch of her fingers on my cheek.
R.S.Jake - August 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
That'5 right! No matter what the answer is, you don't want to know. This question should never be asked, by anyone. Ever.


SOLUTUDE -


TAGS: see also masterbation virginity and oodles of free time
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:11 am
that's true...5 lies to you ;)
fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2010, 6:03 am
Lol - I love it.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
Excellent.
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
As far as haters go, carpet bombing is just an outward manifestation of his own personal insecurities. It's nothing worth paying attention to.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:24 pm
Hatred, like money, is usually either earned or inherited.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 6:17 pm
Thanks GS, but I think indescriminate hatred is actually a greater insult as it denies me of all that is uniquely annoying about myself -- and those are some of my favouritist qualities.
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:41 pm
the Hoosier bomber, has been hosed
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
This poster is beyond amsome and the bomber hit more than just you sean, he got quite a few other's posters as well.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Cool. I have a hater. Two 1-votes on two posters in a matter of minutes. Subtle.
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Still the goods... nay, the greats.


OR SHIRT, HAT, SOCKS... - you know what!? with that attitude I might just stay virgin till I die! ... yeah...


TAGS: virgin
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 7:20 am
He'd be lucky if women even take note, good or bad.


OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.




Toll Free?! -


TAGS: virgin hotline
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:46 pm
A $1.99 p/m? Where do live? I'd take a piece of that action teehee. Up'd
EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2016, 10:38 am
A recruiting tool for a bordello?
Silverheart - July 26, 2016, 7:59 am

Some are toll free - pay by minute via credit card... so I hear. Up yours!


Misprint -


TAGS: misprint musilm islam virgin martyr
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:06 pm
Time. It heals all wounds. 5
MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 8:16 pm
Virgin? Uggie said it best...Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
Haha no. Read the comments on #175956
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 3:19 pm
Miss Priss is a 72 year old virgin?
ughomer - November 19, 2014, 2:00 pm
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 8:25 am
Special thanks to MissPriss for inspiration.


SO THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE -




VIRGINITY - All goes well until sex ...what am I doing wrong?




Sacrifice -




ARABIAN NIGHTS -




V-DAY - Never forget the cherries popped this day




YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




LEVEL 80 FEMALE -


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: china olympics advancements still a virgin
Rating: 4.64/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:12 pm
.. the VMP ...(vagina meltdown prevention) Person
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:31 pm
Either that or the crab infestation has gotten out of hand. 5


AN UPRISING -


TAGS: muhammad virgins wow
Rating: 4.19/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:19 pm
roflmao
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:44 am
LMAO!!!
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:28 pm
Tell me about it. I had been doing good to lately. O well sticking to your roots is what its all about.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:19 pm
it wouldn't be a FP poster without it ;) 5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
D'oh!!


LIFE'S A BEACH -


TAGS: virgin love white wedding bride gown so sad
Rating: 3.78/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Can that happen? WELL, CAN IT???? AAAUUGGHH!!!!! Very demotivating!
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
5L! God, and I live on a beach. Great Poster Mr. SpaceDog!
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:05 pm
5L!! You'll always think Life's a Beach...untill you marry one


HEARTS AND MINDS -


TAGS: cowboy cheerleader honorary troops 72 virgins have wanked to their poster
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:11 am
Till there was no one left. *sigh*
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:05 am
I think that LD was in charge of that detail in Alaska...
MO - September 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
Cowboys!! Cheerleaders!!! What's not to love??? Game's on in 5!!! I'm out!!


VIRGIN - She is one. No really! She said that!


TAGS: virgin adriana lima
Rating: 3/5

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TigerKid - February 28, 2009, 12:44 am
Victoria's Secret model yeah?
jomaxi82 - February 2, 2009, 7:51 pm
so i give him a look like this right?then i whip out my cock! you shoold have seen his face! 'did he still fuck you?' course he did , i mean he paid for the room...


SUICIDE BOMBERS -




TIMMY - He's still trying to lose his virginity


TAGS: timmy virginity lose advert classified ugly repulsive
Rating: 2.44/5

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Sean - June 5, 2009, 12:07 am
Least you coulda done was pixel my phone number. Asshat! Hey wait a minute, the phone's ringin' ....


STAR TREK - I'm a fan, and I lost my virginity at 16. What's YOUR excuse?


TAGS: virginity
Rating: 2.33/5

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Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 8:26 pm
Problem: Star Trek Fans cant get laid Solution: find a girl as into Star Trek as you
Auda - November 8, 2008, 3:23 pm
Bad hygiene practices and barely trying. I have also been told I'm creepy, I don't see what the problem is, and neither do the other five.


VIRGINITY -




VIRGINS -




virgin wool -


TAGS: virgin wool
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:42 am
This is an Alberta herd I'm guessing...teehee.


With Your Own 2 Eyes -




CROTCHETY'S DICTIONARY -


TAGS: crotchety s dictionary virgin olive oil
Rating: 4.4/5

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Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 8:27 pm

Pomegranates... I knew it!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 7:51 pm
Extra Virgin: (adj.) 1. baby olives; the first born; cream of the crop; etc. 2. olives blessed by a priest and/or rabbi and/or Jedi Master. 3. very chaste olives, abstaining from sexual intercourse or lewd literature involving pomegranates.
Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 3:34 pm

How do olives become 'extra virgin' th5n?


ETERNAL SWIM -




VIRGINITY - Sex free perimeter established.... CHECK!




WELL... - it certainly sounds more tempting than going to work.




SELECTIVE EVOLUTION - Drowning idiots like this in the shallow end of the gene pool stops them from spreading their seed




NOODLE LAND - way better then 72 virgins


TAGS: noodles yum me like like 72 virgins land
Rating: 2.1/5

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Jaubrey - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
And Iiii, Iiii, Iii Iii, will always love noooodlesss...


Strong Virginity -


TAGS: virgin nerd geek starwars car
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 4, 2016, 3:14 am
...a whiner XD
JesusWept - April 4, 2016, 3:13 am
The guy's name is Shawn Crosby. He's not blind and he's not married. He dresses like a Jedi, calls himself "Obi Shawn" and has apparently built more cars of this kind. Very virgin-like if you ask me. There! Happy now? Oh and one more thing! You, Sir, are
steve1961 - April 4, 2016, 1:21 am
I once attended a lecture by sbeckstead...Does that count?
sbeckstead - April 4, 2016, 12:50 am
You really should find out who's car you use in these things. The owner of this car is married. He's also legally blind, and has made props for Star Wars and worked at the Griffith Observatory making props. What have you accomplished?


the 21 yr old virgin -


TAGS: virgin
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - January 25, 2015, 2:09 pm
I'm 22 now since November RL, get your facts straight before posting my life stories here... 5virgins
OSA - January 9, 2015, 7:10 am
Subtle!
Greeny - January 9, 2015, 5:42 am
congrats!


Abstinence -


TAGS: jesus christ mary virgin birth abstinence effective
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Funny, UP yours


Flag -


TAGS: flag battle virginia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 26, 2015, 11:53 pm
Soccermom trying to prove she still has a rebel side? 5 LOL lions!


Zubeidat Tsarnaeva -




Virginal Parking -




Terrorism -


TAGS: signs virgins terrorism stop
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:47 pm
Ha! I'm a virgin again then!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Yeah, but it is coming back. Use it or lose it theory applies, by my reckoning.
JesusWept - November 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
So you lost your virginity? LOL
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:37 pm
Some of the comments... truly are 5L. Should be a repository for the greats. Would be worth reading. Yet another twisted art form.
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:10 am
That would be the Mother Superior with an AR-10!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:56 pm
Only if you're a believer!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:55 pm
Too bad the nuns may have the shotguns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:52 pm
Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!
JesusWept - November 17, 2014, 12:05 pm
Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:39 am
Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:58 am
The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:53 am
What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with shotguns!


Virginity -


TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm

lol


NO VIRGINS? - What do you mean, there are no more virgins?




Immaculate Lies -


TAGS: pzy virgin ass mary jesus
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:51 pm
good question
pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:50 pm
shhhh
omgEMT377 - December 10, 2015, 6:49 pm
Whatever happened to "thall shall not covet thy neighbors wife'?..did god break one of his own commandments?
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:01 am

Virgin can also be defined as never been married, so she still could have been a virgin. Just sayin'
JesusWept - December 8, 2015, 7:53 pm
Virgin birth - catch 22 of biblical proportions. L L L L L


THE HAPPIEST FACE - I've ever seen on a virgin.




RAPE -




DEFLOWERING VIRGINS IN HEAVEN SINCE GOD MADE WOMEN! THE UNIVERSE'S GREATEST LOVER! WARNING! PRAYING TO HIM CAN GET YOU LAID! -




Amid Sheer bliss -




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